Cookie sharer.

Sveta: You're sharing with me?
Me: yes, I'm sharing cookies with you?
Sveta: cause you're so nice?
Me: yes. Because I'm so nice.

Dancing

Lana: No, I'm not a lovebug, I'm a banana-girl.

Surgery.

Lana (handing over a toy scalpel and a little doll): Do you like to cut the knife annddd the girl??

Valentines pt. 2

Sveta: Me painting daddy....red socks...and red eyes....

Valentine creation pt. 1

Lana: I was a little falling.

This followed the vomitrociously gross "Something got in my mouth!" the something was a giant booger she had started to feed to herself.

Like a power drill to the brain.

Sveta: I want to eat that way...?
Me: No honey, you don't need to turn around. You're fine.
Sveta: But I wannnttt to.
Me: No
Sveta: pplleeaassee
Me: I can't hear girls who beg.
Sveta: But I wanna face thhaatt way.
Me: No.
Lana: Pplllleeaaasseeeee!!!
Me: please what?
Lana: Smaldjfktkensj!! Pleeaassee.
Me: Huh? You don't even know what you're begging for...
Sveta: Please!??!
Me: I can't hear girls are begging.
Sveta: Please...............? Plleeaasseee (louder)??!.............Please may I can watch Yo Gabba Gabba?
Me: (blank stare)

And you know that went on for another ten minutes.

Nemo? No. Not quite.

Lana: I was a little fish. I swimmed to the bottom and then I swimmed to the left. And there were a lot of other fish and then a shark came and chased me! And then I swimmed to the other bottom and another shark chased me and I swimmed and swimmed and swimmed! And then the shark got me! And then I stopped and he tried to eat me again! And then he spit me out and I fell down to the river. And then my shark was riding and riding to the beach and I hit that shark! And hit hit hit and get him away! And he was just going to eat me.
Me: that was a great story!
Lana: That was not a story that was a question.
Sveta. That nice fish caught me and that nice fish hold me hanndd.
Lana. Yeah that fish show Sveta how to play games.

And then the story went on for another ten minutes and included an explanation that the shark wouldn't want to wear my necklace because it's too small for him and it might break.

Ocean

Lana: That's dolphin girls like me!!
Sveta: And me a whhaallee.

Plex is a robot

Sveta: That plex's arm like he holding a pinecone!

Sicksicksick.

(There was nothing of note to say yesterday. The girls are sick and thus more closely resemble pond scum than little girls. Pond scum doesn't talk much it turns out.)


Lana: My hand got sweaty from the eyeballs!

Cows?

Sveta: Sorry cow-Lana.
Lana: Moo, thank you.

Painting again

Sveta: I'm painting toenails!!


(the toenails.)

Warm v. Cool

Me: Which one is a cool color?



Me: which one is a warm color?



Lana correctly identified warm and cool colors after a tiny explanation of warm and cool in color. I love these girls!

Those pictures are of her pointing with her brush to answer my questions.

Toenails.

Lana: Yes. I do have giant toenails.

Baby fo' life.

Sveta: Meh meh! Me a baby! Me want help! Cause me can't wwaallkk.
Lana: um baby, you sleep down here, baby........Maybe it's Sveta's turn to be the mommy.
Sveta: I don't want to be a mommy. I'm a baby.
Lana: well actually, Sveta, you could be a mommy or sveta.
Sveta: Nnoooo. I'm a baby.

Rar?

Sveta: Me a good dragon. Me have sharp fingernails! You a big dragon cause you have soft big, toenails.

While doing ABC's

Lana: my foot got a little bit strange...

Hm.

Lana: Last night Emily was a little girl too.

Pump it up.

Sveta: maybe I will think about parking!

We then found a parking spot and Sveta was quite pleased. She said, "I make a good choice!!"

Daddysaurus.

Sveta: He's a daddy.
Me: how do you know?
Sveta: because he talks and that dinosaur said, "Hi Sveta! Where are you??"
Sveta: I'm giving him eyelashes so he can be really happy!

Lunchtime again.

Lana: And my mommy and daddy dolphin girls and Emily dolphin girl and they were swimming in the water and they say "blup blup blup!"

Lunchtime.

Lana: I like normally girls. Because I'm a fish.

Teeth

Lana: Your teeth are coming out!
Me: No they aren't.
Sveta: Yes! They is! They really is!

I win!

Lana: you're are cool.

L is for Lana

Sveta (sharing lana's name stool): Look at that beautiful L! I love sharing Lana's stool.

Said the dolphin to the whale...

Sveta: May I ride on you?
Lana: Yes, because I'm beautiful.

There was a context for this but it really detracts from the innuendo.

Don't lick the sidewalk.

Lana (in song!): yucky things! Yucky things are bad for you to eat!

Hold the dancing.

Lana: I haaaatteeee a potty break!
Sveta: I loveee a potty break!!

Whole life

Lana (pointing at a block castle): I want to do this the whole my life!!!

Snow beasts.

Me: Lana, what kinds of animals live in the snow?
Lana: Dinosaurs!!!!

Sea friends.

Me: what else lives in the ocean?
Lana: water.
Sveta: Nemo!

I win!!

Sveta: You nice, Emily! Like mommy is nice.

Killer whales.

Sveta: I like you, mean whale.
Lana: I like you too both guys.
Sveta: I liikkeee yooouu.
Lana: Yes, yes you do like me.
Sveta: I listen to you.
Lana: yes you do cause I'm mean. Now let's go to the mean playground.
Sveta: I like the mean playground!
Lana: Do you want to go to the mean store? Dolphin girls like the mean playground.

Sveta: I like you mean whale!
Lana: Yes you do! Everybody likes mean whales, and mean octopus.

She's on a roll today.

Lana: Dragons don't have hair. They have horns. And big BIG legs! And tiny hands. And big feet! And big teeth!
Me: what colors are dragons?
Lana (lookig serious.): um. Pink. Yeah.
Lana: a dragon sneezed. Dragons sneeze when they because they're a little sneezy.

Lana: I is being girl! I is bein' good!

Me (referring to the bobble head toy under a blanket): Why is he sad?
Sveta: He want his daddy person.

Hilarious? Not so much.

Here's today...

Me: Lana, please drink your keifer.
Lana: noooooooooooooooo! I don't neeeeddd to!! ....I need a little snack.
Me: Lana, the keifer will make you feel better.
Lana: nnnnnoooOOOO!!! I don't NEED keifer. I feel better! ........cheese?
Me: No cheese, you have keifer and I will go start making lunch.
Lana: NoooOOOOOoooOo!! I want a little snack!!
Me:.................(blank stare)
Lana: (drinks her keifer while happily dancing in her seat)

Avocado is the name of the game.

Me: Lana, can you show me where on this globe you are from? ( I asked while steering her toward north America)
Lana: (pointing at Siberia) I'm from cavacado [avocado]!! We gotta go to cavacado.

I suspect thus us because of the light and dark green trees there on the globe but who even knows.

Sea creatures

Lana: Daaddddyyy...may I can have some more whales?

How was your weekend?

Lana: I might be a little bit play with the blocks.
Me: Oh...good? Ok? Hmmm?