Bath time.

Lana: I need to take a bath. My knees smell bad, and my feet smell bad..and and and my body smells bad! And I need to take a bath and get my hair wet and go under the water! I do not smell good!

Sveta: My eye and my hair and my feet smell bad.

Potty.

Mommy: what do you get to do after you go potty??
Sveta: Say "ta-da!!!"

Chillin.

Sveta: sooo...Emily.....what are you doing today?
Me: hanging out with you girls and coloring pictures.
Sveta: that's great.

Chicken.

Lana: I don't want muscles! I have one muscle. It's here on my tummy. I don't need more muscles! I have one and I don't need anymore. These meat are going to make one muscle. Actually two muscles. I want to stay tiny. Actually I just want to be a big girl.

Safety.

Lana: I smell like I have to go caca!!

Flem. Phlegm. Phlem.

Lana: I need it to be in my kneeeeee not in my head!! (in reference to her phlegm)

Cake

Me: do dinosaurs like birthday cake?
Lana: noo!!!
Me: do girls like birthday cake?
Lana: Yeessss!!
Me: do boys like birthday cake?
Lana:.........sure?............my sister is not a boy...

Jordan

Lana: My brother is a chef. He is so awesome.

Mehmehmeh!

Sveta: you're a baby.
Lana: no I'm not, sveta, I'm a big girl.
Sveta: your mom is a baby.
Lana: no she isn't!
Sveta: you're a baby.
Lana: no I'm not!!
Sveta: :::shrugs:::

Rumpus

Lana: Sveta haves a tiny face. I have a big sister face.

Then, patting a large drum case...
"Hi Shawn."
And she walked away.

Potty panic.

Lana: I almost falled in the toilet!!!!

...

Lana: When I was a little big boy I was afraid of the dark.

Applesauce.

Lana: Sveta gets a little spoon because she is a tiny little girl!

In other news if Sveta doesn't stop whining I'm going to hide her in a closet until spring thaw!

Pigtails.

Sveta: I being so brave! Whhyy?Because that's how I do it!

Battery powered vehicle.

Upon finding a challenge in peddling her tricylce Lana exclaimed, "It not have any batteries!!"

Monstro the drum case.

Lana: you like to go in his throat?
Sveta: yes.

Totally dude.

Lana: I'm awesome. Because I'm awesome I can find things. And it's very awesome because I'm awesome.

A butterfly castle.

Lana: A castle means "I want to build it."

A teeny rant.

Sveta has a splinter in her shin. Uugghh. Even worse? It's Gymboree day.

Bill the dog.

Me: What's your puppy's name?
Lana: Bill.

I?

Sveta: me want to play with you eye!!

Snoopy

Lana (holding and playing with a giant Snoopy pez dispenser...): Im the mommy dog!! I'm siiinngginngg!!

Yarisss

Lana: Youre going to go in the red car.
The Zebra (as played by Lana): The red car?
Lana: Yes. The shiny red car an you're going to go the doctor fish.

Look! That a nipple!

Sveta: A mole? I like your mole.

Cages v. Borsht

Me: You like to eat borsht?
Lana: Yes! But I don't like to eat cages. That's too silly!

Birthdays

Lana: I'm still four. I need to be in another Jullyyy.

Firearms

Lana: we also don't eat guns. That's yucky. She said it was an eating gun and it's not.

Granny

I spoke to a gentleman friend of mine on the phone and when I hung up sveta said, " that was your grandma??!" hahaha

Pickles

Lana (talking to a broken pickle in the jar): Dont worry. We're going to eat you!



(the pickle in question)

Dinner.

Lana: Milk?? Why would we want to do that forever?