Channukah

So I was telling the girls about channukah and said, "Girls, do you know that you are Jewish?"
To which Lana replied, "I love Jewishes." in a sweet and matter of fact voice.

I had to give a timeout to Lana for something and afterward we were discussing what had happened and I said, "Who is the grown up?"
She mournfully replied, "Emily."
And I said, "Who is the kid?"
An again mournfully she replied, "Daddy."